R.I.T. is Latin for C.I.A.

R.I.T. is Latin for C.I.A.

Back when the campus was run by a Rose
And experiments ended in greed,
A wise guy, once human, now dead proposed
A game to switch the polarity

Of earth as we know it, a true Canard,
A gift from a jester, Olympus bound.
East became West, and South is now North
What more coincidence can come to confound?

“Oh, plenty you dumb ass, it keeps going up,
Look at the way you lick lips!
Look, you can see it in the swirls in your cup
Of Earl Gray or Ginseng rose hips.”

So, come with me now as we learn a new phrase
That enlightens a couple of spies:
Eat shit you sadistic bum-fucking apes
I’m sick of your tactics and lies!




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