Sleepy in a midnight chair,
You’re ringside for a wordy rap,
The stink of second-story air,
Polluted droning sounds like this:
(m) Because I thought you would take it seriously.
(f) All the same, it never occurred to me that there’s a way we can find out
(m) I can’t imagine who would do such a thing
(f) It was my parents
(m) Wow, that’s not right
(f) You probably don’t even know my parents
(m) It’s true, I only know what they do. Why was it so easy?
(f) Yet, it was not a “high priority”
(f) They told me it wasn’t going to last
(m) He doesn’t know Theresa
(f) He walked right behind her
(m) The Jugs’ are here!
(f) I think they left
Meanwhile taped Marlene sings,
White girls prance. A lounging boxer,
Red gloves, red trunks, sprawls under
Revolving disco ball dots of white light.
A full sax section resolves to a diminished
Piano chord. A slide guitarist cranks
Live as Billy and the boys warm up behind
A terrible Dean Martin baritone sound check.
You were told this is a rockin’ band,
But they slowed the arrangements to “dirge funk,”
The latest craze amongst the family and lovers
Who rank 82 percent of the small but loyal crowd.
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